Hello, With hands trembling in apprehension I hit the keyboard to explain my view of this subject of vital importance. I do not THINK I am a con-u-wa-sewer. I would hazard that this is something that you could be called by somebody else - the word exists in the eye of the beholder, if you please - sooo, Dale would not purport to be a connoisseur, but could use the word of somebody else (Broadbent has figured in the thread, but not Big Bob).
So, I could claim that His Lordship is a connoisseur (even if it somehow does not really fits his NG-personality) and vice versa (likewise), but none of us would claim the distinction, and, we would perhaps blushingly deny being in any way connoiseurs.
Dale, who arguably tastes more wines than anybody posting here regularly (at least, he records more tastings than anyone else), OTOH, claims to be a wine geek. I wonder. I took a test last night, serendipitouosly (sp?) found on the Internet, wherein you could find out wether you were a nerd, a geek, or a dork - implicitly claiming that these three terms were operationally defined in such a way that no confusion could exist.
I have taken a similar test before, which, however, only rated your nerd score (I was very nerdish). It contained question like, have you built a recursive descent parser? which at the time I thought odd -what is nerdish about that? Hasn't everybody?
Anyway. The test concluded that the nerd was a person with a willingness to learn and with a broad scope of knowledge. The geek had deep and highly specialised knowledge concerning a narrow subject, often obscure. The dork was, on the whole, simply socially incompetent.
This leads me to the thought that in fact, if these definitions are valid, most of us are wine NERDS. A wine GEEK would then be somebody with a lexical knowledge of, say, wines made from the Concorde grape, or a cellar full of wines from Val d'Aosta, but only made from Morgex ... Do I have to tell you who the wine DORK is? It is the person who bumbles in, making sweeping and blanket statements concerning things he (or, very rarely she) obviously knows little or nothing about, angrily denouncing anyone who dares challenge him as a snob.
I suppose it would be possible to set up a webbased test to distinguish between the three.
To paraphrase, It's hip to be nerd!
Cheers
Nils