Had last night with frogs' legs and toes:
Evil but equally boggling red. Spews buttered popcorn, over-ripe hot dog water and scant cactus. Hints of horse hair followed by seawater, smoked cheddar and bashful Mars bar. Had a long nose which increased remarkably when I answered Gepetto's questions inaccurately. Hopped-up, almost fat. Premature and unripe. A mouthfull of hair-spray, limp orange jello, cheetos, longingly elegant Baby Ruth bar, light super-glue and total absence of dishwater . Drink now through Tuesday.