Wal-Mart Wine ? (O.T.)

I'm forwarding this, FWIW. Enjoy,

Andrew

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BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go: The! top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Chateau Traileur Parc
2. White Trashfindel
3. Big Red Gulp
4. Grape Expectations
5. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
6. NASCARbernet
7. Chef Boyardeaux
8. Peanut Noir
9. Chateau des Moines
10. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
11. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ..

1. Nasti Spumante

Actually my entry was "Sam's Shiraz". The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).