Schwabenbrau...

Fun, huh? Sounds like a troll.

IIRC, you were directed to the owner of the brand and told that that brewery doesn't import any of the several beers of marketed under that label into the US. You were given the name of the US importer and told to contact them. Why's that so hard to understand?

Some beers in the US are "rare"- due to seasonality, small batch, one-time brewing, brewery size and limited distribution area, etc. In many cases with foreign brands, they simply aren't IMPORTED IN THE US. Alcohol beverage importation is a heavily regulated industry, with licensed importers and brands approved/registered with the Feds. If it's not imported, you can't buy it retail. Simple, but not very fun.

To plenty of avail, actually. You've been told the truth. It isn't imported into or sold in the USA.

Even more fun is seeing if you can spell "here" correctly.

I'm sure that listening to you attempt to pronounce "Schwabenbräu" is a major laugh riot.

You already had it.

Stuttgart, Baden-Württemburg, Germany. HTH. HAND.

It shows.

Thanks.

Not a whole lot to do, is that it?