Tea is EVIL, it's the drink of SATAN !!!

Well that put a smile on my face, wonder were I will go for drinking coffee also?
| Tea is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and | to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. | | If you like tea, you will lose your soul to be damned | for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul | for all eternity. | | So stop drinking this satanic broth now to save your soul. | | Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save | your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can | prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON. | | Tea is evil, drinking tea is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like | tea.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! | | Tea = Drink of Satan, made by the ANTICHRIST in Hell's Kitchen !!! |
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Anna
"Gerry Lintonice" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Proof that at least one Australian's brain simply couldn't take walking around upside down?
Ozzy
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Ozzy
Well, you know why Baptists won't have vertical sex-- it might lead to dancing. Similarly- drinking an innocent oolong might lead to puergatory. Toci
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toci
Welcome to hell... here is your lukewarm water and Lipton's bag...
No, wait, that wasn't hell, that was an airline. Sorry, it's hard to tell the difference sometimes. --scott
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Scott Dorsey
This is absolutely wrong. Clearly General Mills Flavoured Coffee is much more likely to turn you into brainless slaves.
Look in the halls at any large corporation where brainless slaves are likely to be employed. You are much more likely to see instant coffee packages than tea. IBM, AOL, MCI. Look in the cubicles and you will find coffee.
This sounds a lot like MCI to me. I've not personally encountered eternal torment, but I was on hold for nearly three hours to talk to someone who didn't know why the router was misconfigured or what to do about it.
Hey, man. Look at the new Pope. He drinks tea. And he doesn't use MCI. --scott
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Scott Dorsey
I'm sure that the troll thanks you for leaving all its crossposts in place, and thusly adding to its "score" on whatever group it calls home.
stePH -- GoogleGroups licks balls.
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stePH

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