Arrived at our holiday cottage - nice. Wonderful part of the country. Nice local pub recommended for it's food. Looked like the best pub in the country from the outside - looked the same from the inside ... gonna really enjoy this holiday :-) They even welcome dogs :-)
But .. hang on .. what's this .. "Belhaven" - never heard of it. Umm please Mr Landlord what are these beers - are they real ?
"Sorry no - we only have keg beers". Oh yuk :-( Tried a pint of one of them
- how do people drink this stuff ???
Still had a nice time (found real pubs - further away) but could have been better - if only :-)