BEER DRINKING LEADING TO SOCIETAL RUIN

May 04, 2006 9 Replies

BEER DRINKING MOST CERTAINLY LEADS TO NO GOOD. IT LEADS TO CORRUPTION, SIN AND EVIL. IT CAUSES DISEASE, LIVER FAILURE AND A HOST OF OTHER SOCIETAL PROBLEMS. IT LEADS TO THE RUINATION OF ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS. DRUNKS ARE LOWLIFE SCUM OF THE EARTH! A SEVERE BLIGHT ON SOCIETY! THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS CORRUPTION AND EVIL IS JESUS! REPENT NOW! DON'T LET YOURSELF SPIRAL DOWN INTO THE PIT OF HELL! WHAT I'M SAYING IS FOR YOUR GOOD NOT MINE. PRAY THAT THE DEVIL WILL RELEASE YOU FROM HIS EVIL CLUTCHES! I AM ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR COUNSELING AND CONFESSION! 828.699.3093 RACHEL HOLBERT



I WILL EVEN SEND YOU ONE OF MY FREE BOOKS ON THE SUBJECT!



How can beer lead to the ruin of civilization when beer is as old as civilization.

And speaking of Jesus...

Luke chapter 5 verse 37; "And no one puts new wine into old wineskins; or else the new wine will burst the wineskins and be spilled, and the wineskins will be ruined. verse 38; "But new wine must be put into new wineskins, and both are preserved. verse 39; "And no one, having drunk old wine, immediately desires new; for he says, 'The old is better.'"

There it is folks, the very words of my savior. Not only does He save my soul but He also advises me to skip the tarty fresh riesling after imbibing the cellar aged cabernet.

I love my religion. Best regards,

Mark E Sievert

Rachel,

Thanks for your concern. We ALL feel the same, as you do, hence NONE of us drinks beer - only wine!

We greatly appreciate your offer of free books, but most of us have got Jancis Robinson and OZ Clarke tomes, that we have not read yet, even though they are gathering dust in our libraries. It's a case of too much wine, and too little time.

As for "confession," well, I confess that I really, really like older Chards, provided that they were well constructed to begin with, and then stored properly.

Hunt

PS, your Cap Lock key is stuck. You might want to have that attended to.

Mark,

You have made me feel so "tarty," as I have an affection for young Rieslings, but... I also like many of the older ones. Only problem is that I don't let them get that much age on them, before they are all gone. When the opportunity allows me, I love a '70s Spatlese!

Hunt, tarty in Arizona (you know, I've been called "tardy," but never "tarty.")

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Don´t feed it. If you don't feed it, it will go away.

Cheers

Nils Gustaf

That assumes it knows what is good for it — a doubtful proposition in this case - and it appears not to need proper sustenance.

Tim Hartley

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You may have a point. It has crawled in here before and slithered around - with CapsLock in attack postion. Perhaps it ate all the lowercase keys?

Cheers

Nils Gustaf

Re Societal Ruin Light bulb moment: Its the beer causing global warming, aggressive foreign policy, massive slaughters and genital herpes. Wow and all along I thought it was silly SPAMMERS.

Don't get me wrong. I love rieslings. One of my favorite summer quenchers is Landshut riesling that I buy by the case at Aldi. From the money I save on this budget wine, I then splurge on a spatlese such as Kerpen. The last one I had was an '03 which had that beautiful damp straw nose with a mouthful of lemon and grapefruit with a mineral finish. Drank it on the porch with toasted pita slathered with garlic and chive cream cheese.

Still a novice with tasting notes and food pairings, but I'm having fun.

MES

Joe,

Do not discount the SPAMMERS. They cause much grief in the world too. According to Al Gore (and we all know that he single-handedly invented the Internet), everything NOT caused by G W Bush is caused by SPAMMERS. Now, we find that beer is responsible for some of the things that were originally attributed to G W Bush, but that still leave a lot, about which we can point our fingers, to blame on the the SPAMMERS.

Hunt, remembering to swear off beers! Hey, wait, what about my bottle-aged ales?

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