Oh what hardship ...

Mar 06, 2005 4 Replies

... we have to endure while learning about the 6 major varieties of the grape. It was the next to last meeting in our evening class concerning the 6 major grape varieties (Riesling, Sauv Blanc, Chardonnay, Cab Sauv, Syrah, and Pinot Noir). Wine came in three flights (blind), on of three whites, one of three reds, and, as a bonus run, two further reds. The frist white was rahter light yellow, almost colorless. [N] Yellow ripe apples and a sniff of honey [P] Mildly acidic attack, unelegant, bit of fruit, and slightly oaky accroding to some. My take was a chardonnay from some less exalted part of Bourgogne, possibly a Macon - in fact it was Leflaive´s Les Setilles, some sort of entry level Chard, a generic Bourgogne - would ahve been accceptable on a Thursday at a price of c. SEK



65, but it is, in fact, SEK 125 which simply is highway robbery. Shame! The second was as pale as the frist. [N] Invasive elderberry blossom, posssibly with a hint of mineral and fruit.- [P Boring elderberry blossom juice with some length but littel to recommend it. Proved to be a Bx SB, Sauvignon de Lurton. This is broadcast as a warning to ye all. Cost SEK 79 whh is about 15% too much. The third: ah, here comes a wine ... Color stands out immediately in gold and buttercup yellow. [N]Petroleum mixed with more petroleum, a dash of honey, and some petroleum for good measure. [P] Considerable sweetness in attack, followed by good acidity, slate-y mineral, and continued sweetness tending towars the mildly cloying, obviously of low alcohol, and, to noone´s surprise, a German Riesling: Rauenthaler Baiken Auslese 1990 from Kloster Eberbach. Price is going ballistic for these older, ripe Rielsings: this one is SEK 269. Now come the reds ... First out is a very dark red wine with tendency to purple highlights [N Round, soft, accomodating, cedar, walnut wood, smoke, touch of roast, tarry, raw meat, and something my fellows identified as pepper, although it doesn´t smell like pepper to ME. [P] Attack is quite acidic, dominating the taste palette, following up with tobacco I was stumped by the acidity inot believing this to be a Cab Sauv. More fool me, it was a Croze Hermitage "Les Launes" from Delas, priced SEK 139. ight be good in a few years. Now, to raw and unpolished. The second red had a very pale red color, identifying it (within context) as a Pinot Noir. [N]Leather, some said strawberries - if so, I don´t want that kind of strawberries ... [P] Atack is very mild, it has some sweetness, and, is totally lacking in style ... some jokes were made about red wine for Hell´s Angels, but the jokes weren´t particularly funny, besides, some of my best friends prefer this kind of PN to reds from Bourgogne ... A Chilean, Errazuriz Estate PN, price SEK 79. LAst out, as dark and purplish as the first. [N] Minerals, dark fruit, evolving into black currants, jammy, jammy black currants, a smell from the black currant syrup my mother used to make in my childhood ... [P] Sweetness, thin and undecided acids, meaty tannines, a taste om mint and eucalyptus. A very Oz Cab Sauvignon from Coonawarra, Hollick 2002 (apparently it contains some Merlot as well), at SEK 129. Some people will really like this one. I´m the other kind.

After these two flights everybody, not least the isntructor, looked severely depressed. He had little trouble getting us into a third flight of two bonus wines ... Both were slightly aged, with brick colored edges. [N] Chocolate is the immediate impression, followed by a dank cellary kind of smell, and finishing, unexpectedly, on new baked bread. [P] ACidity in the attack, but little fruti and tannines. PAs its prime, at least, this bottle was past its prime, even though it comes from what apaprently is a good vintage: Beauregard 1990, a POmerol, from the Western edge of the region. Could possibly be aquired for the sum of SEK 300.



Second: [N] Smells like a Chinese food store. Notes od stable, and blackberry jam in the mix. [P] Retains a strong tannic structure and smay be good for some years yet, I would hazard that this wine may keep evolving. The wine must be starving, because it screams for food! A Madiran, Montus from 1995. It could be bought fro SEK 200.


1 USD = 6.90 SEK, 1 EU = SEK 9.10

Not one of my favorite tastings.



Cheers



Nils Gustaf


You must be devasted Nils.

How will you ever learn to live again? ;-)

O the pain, the pain of it all.

Oh yes, oh yes, thank you for commiserating ... ;) Still, this is what is so bloody unfair - you get to know all these wonderful wines and suddenly you find that the old standbys simply do not cut the mustard (an unlikely happenstance if ever there was one - cut the mustard? cut with what?) and the real McCoy is an old Bourgogne you only can get by kowtowing in front of the isntructor, burning incense and jingling brass bells while chanting 'I´m not worthy, I'm not worthy' or something similar. Brass bells can be had in those Indian shops at surprisingly affordable prices, BTW. Also I recall from Divina Commedia some guy, a bishop if I remeber correctly, suffering in purgatory (for gluttony), who is on record as having said, after a huge meal of eels drowned in white wine from Umbria (can you drown an eel? it says so in the foot notes) "Oh the hardship we must endure in the name of the Lord". But, really, the wines in this tasting were bland and uninteresteing for the most part.

Cheers!

Nils Gustaf

That's ok. Its a hard life.

Yeah. I'm starting to be in the unfortunate position of finding wines I used to drink in large quantities to be almost impossible to force down. Wines I remember as enjoying turn out to be rough, acidic, thin things with little nose and an unpalatable pallet.

Let's hope I don't develop a taste for the high end stuff, or I might need to give up drinking. And no one wants that.

Coincidently I read a joke about fish drowning [I know eels aren't fish, but they both generally have gills]. The punchline was "Fish don't drown". And I thought, well if the water had sufficiently low oxygen, and they died from lack of oxygen, would that constitute asphixiation or drowning. By definition drowning I think involves water constricting the exchange of oxygen accross the membrane, so do fish drown?

A sabre saw works pretty well...

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Not if the eel is lucky enough to wind up in an oxydized sherry! :) At least the high alcohol content might preserve the poor guy.

Dan-O

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