Recent Wine Gadgets

As the holidays near, the usual flood of catalogs has started, and I have noticed more new or recent wine gadgets than usual. I will mention a few that I think I can live without.

There is fusion stemware called virtually unbreakable. Instead of lead, the glass contains magnesiuum. It is called the lightest and most break-resistant glassware in the world. Move over titanium containing glass of last year. I can see the advantage of being virtually unbreakable. However if a normal wine glass is too heavy for you to lift easily, I think you should go to the nearest hospital emergency room at once, as you likely have a very serious health problem.

Then there is Symphony stemware. A name such as Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, etc is engraved on the base of each glass. It is said that these glasses make you an expert.

There is Chardonnay anti-wrinkle cream to rejuvenate your skin. I hope it works well, because a 2 oz bottle costs $US 45.

Or perhaps you would like a vintage chart tie.

Or give your dog a wine barrel bed for only $US 249.95.

Or you can age your wine at once with the Clef du Vin. A metal alloy on the tip of the device is supposed to age the wine and soften the tannins. It is said to have received wide acclaim throughout Europe. It can be yours for US$ 99.95.

Or perhaps you need a wine lover magnetic poetry kit. There are many magnetic pieces with wine related words that will stick to your refrigerator. The pieces can be arranged to describe wines.

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cwdjrxyz
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Of all the gewgaws that you list, this one strikes me as at least somewhat useful. I can well imagine having a set of "unbreakable" glasses for parties where appreciation of the wine may not be te foremost concern.

This reminds me of the British notion of "silly season." As the gift-giving season approaches at the end of the year, marketers come up with all these new and useless gizmos for perplexed relatives to give to their family oenophile.

Mark Lipton

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Mark Lipton

At least they don't read "Red" or "White" 8-)

At that price, it would GIVE me wrinkles!

Wonder if they have something that ADDS tannins to watery wines?

Dan-O (thanks for the levity, cwdjr)

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