New wine

Dec 09, 2004 5 Replies

Wine for Seniors....



Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic. Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be marketed as Pinot More.


I already posted that one in "wine humour :o)" Louise:o)

But then there's always this one:

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

Louise >:o)

I know I liked it and forwarded it to my dad and it accidently got reposted here. sorry.

Rick

Yes and notice that grapes are much sweeter than the end product after they are processed. Hmmmm.

Ray

And also note that in the hands of an unskilled handler, excellent grapes can be turned into horrible plonk - and it ain't the grapes fault.

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