My son sent this to me this morning:
Wine for Seniors.... Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic. Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be marketed as Pinot More.
Louise:o)
Yep, heard that one on Garrison Keller about 2 years ago. It was good then and good now.
Ray
One of my favourites was to ad lib W.C. Fields, "we were travelling through the backcountry of Afghanistan when suddenly my corkscrew broke, we were then forced to live on only food and water for the next 20 days."
Glen Duff
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