Michael! Uranium Breath! Chuck! Al! Percy! Whatever you real name is!!!
Enough! ENOUGH!
You are a king sized pain in the penis!
This is NOT a US newsgroup This is the most international NG into which you could poke your dribbling snout. You know NOTHING about Bordeaux You know NOTHING about Burgundy You know NOTHING about Champagne You know NOTHING about the wines of the Rhone. You know NOTHING about the wines of Germany You know NOTHING about the wines of Austria You know NOTHING about the wines of Australia You know NOTHING about the wines of Spain You know NOTHING about the wines of Portugal You know NOTHING about the wines of Hungary You know NOTHING about the wines of South Africa You know NOTHING about the wines of New Zealand You know NOTHING about the wines of Chile or Argentina. You claim to know something about Italian wines, but considering the inconsistent dribble you plaster on this NG which masquerades as dialogue, you seem to know f##k all about the fine wines of Italy.
In fact YOU KNOW NOTHING !
You are a pontificating moron who loves the sight of your own excrement in print..
However, for the sake of international harmony (and the fact that wiseguys cannot speak Polynesian - so I am probably safe), I ask you forgiveness oh great one - please forgive this unworthy cretin - you are true almighty whose knowledge transcends all.
There are currently about 250 people in the world today who have passed the highest level of educational achievement in the wine industry "Master of Wine" - and 18 of these are American - pray tell, which one are you?
So, in closing, since there is absolutely nothing which you do not know, and nothing at all which you cannot do - please try this little challenge.
GET LOST !!!!!!!