Some of you may know that in addition to being a long time wine geek, I also have a commercial interest in wine. I do not intend this post as an advertisement, however; I'm seeking advice, and offering a reward for same.
I need a brand name for the label of my Chardonnay. Although I've rejected "Chasing Montrachet" and "Courtin' Charlemagne" as being a little _too_ cute, they would also be likely to get me sued. :^(
This name must be _original_ and fit the following criteria: (1) clever; (2) memorable; (3) classy; (4) relatively brief. Additionally, it could be descriptive of the style of Chardonnay I favor: i.e., fat, rich, buttery, and toasty, with tropical fruit flavors just above butterscotch and generous oak. This name needs to seduce people to purchase the wine, but that's not to say that risque themes are acceptable; I have to get Federal approval of the label, after all. The name need not be in English (or even a real word, for that matter), but it should be pronounceable.
Whoever comes up with something I use on my label will receive in return a case of the product so labeled. Please respond to toms at pacbell dot net.
I'm sorry if I've offended anyone here with this post, but I couldn't think of a better way to contact all of you here at once.
Tom S