Name That Wine!

Some of you may know that in addition to being a long time wine geek, I also have a commercial interest in wine. I do not intend this post as an advertisement, however; I'm seeking advice, and offering a reward for same.

I need a brand name for the label of my Chardonnay. Although I've rejected "Chasing Montrachet" and "Courtin' Charlemagne" as being a little _too_ cute, they would also be likely to get me sued. :^(

This name must be _original_ and fit the following criteria: (1) clever; (2) memorable; (3) classy; (4) relatively brief. Additionally, it could be descriptive of the style of Chardonnay I favor: i.e., fat, rich, buttery, and toasty, with tropical fruit flavors just above butterscotch and generous oak. This name needs to seduce people to purchase the wine, but that's not to say that risque themes are acceptable; I have to get Federal approval of the label, after all. The name need not be in English (or even a real word, for that matter), but it should be pronounceable.

Whoever comes up with something I use on my label will receive in return a case of the product so labeled. Please respond to toms at pacbell dot net.

I'm sorry if I've offended anyone here with this post, but I couldn't think of a better way to contact all of you here at once.

Tom S

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Uncle Bob's Favourite White

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joseph b. rosenberg

butterscotch and

How about:

"Over-oaked, Over-priced California Crap"

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uraniumcommittee

"Pipers Son"

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Young Martle

Sounds like a truncated version of "Piper Sonoma". That would be OK for a sparkling wine, except it'd invoke the wrath of lawyers on me! :^(

Tom S

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Tom S

"Tom S" wrote in news:VE4Ud.9690$ snipped-for-privacy@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:

I emailed it to Tom but for the rest my contribution is the rather staid Butternut Hill conveys the richness and a little wistfulness without being demeaning.

of course on the other hand we could see

Mon Ratchet Pit cru prime

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jcoulter

I think you may have misread the criteria.

You missed on 4 out of 4.

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Mat

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IMHO, nothing that could mirror any european or any other country existing wine name. This IS BAD. Much better something could relate the wine to the terroir it is made in. It sounds good (to me) a name related to a native american word; what to say, a river, a hill, a village close to the vines. Cheers

Luk

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TOM'S RICH FAT BUTTERY TOASTY FRUITTY CHARDONNAY

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I guess Tom is looking for a catchy brand name. What you suggest would apply to premium wines from well-known sites. How about "Tom's Garage Chardonnay"? (To be augmented with other grape varieties when the success has materialized :-) It would personalize the wine, using Tom's name, indicate small scale artcraft and name the varietal, all at once. Anders

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Anders Tørneskog

Hi I am still a newbie here but I thought I would throw my 2 cents in anyway.

Summer Valley Chardonnay.

It sounds simple but I could remember it. It is classy in it simplicity and it is brief, as for clever....... Well I don't know but it just popped into my head when I read the description.

As Always,

Muirenn

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Freeway Fruit Bomb

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Bill Loftin

I sent Tom a few names. I also thought of Old Tom, but I had to discard that. It sounds too much like a bourbon whiskey type of name. Also Old Tom is a sweet gin that once was very popular in GB, but seldom is seen anymore, at least in the US.

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Leo Bueno

Hi Tom,

Long time lurker at alt.food.wine... Anyway about your new label, how about "The Sly Chard"; using the fish in combination with some wine imagery (jumping from a cask/barrel [fish in a barrel; har har har]). Think of the food pairing fun to be had. Is there are a Chard "society" for co-op marketing/promo? Good luck with it all. Jack H. PS: Cork or Screw-cap?

-------------- I need a brand name for the label of my Chardonnay. Although I've rejected "Chasing Montrachet" and "Courtin' Charlemagne" as being a little _too_ cute, they would also be likely to get me sued. :^(

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J. Harris

Cork, unfortunately. I've been lobbying for a screw cap bottling line, but to no avail yet.

BTW, I bottled my 2003 Chardonnay mostly under natural cork, but I did ~20 cases under Supremecorqs. Should be interesting to see how the difference develops over the next few years - or doesn't.

Tom S

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If you're targeting existing wine geeks ..........

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Art Stratemeyer

The problem here, it seems to me, is that Tom wants a name that will invoke impressions of power, richness and beauty. It's not easy to find a simple name that displays all of these qualities, especially if one also wants to indicate that it's a Chardonnay. Some thoughts:

literal images: Jean Harlow (dated, but with the recent release of "The Aviator" maybe not so obscure now -- also has the Howard Hughes connection, Tom :P)

Galadriel (for LOTR buffs)

Aphrodite (for the classicists)

Of course, one could argue for a non-gender-biased image of beauty such as a mountain I suppose -- Mt. Shasta, perhaps?

metaphorical names: "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" (this would be Jim Clendennen's choice IMO)

El Dorado (probably off limits due to the county name but has the CA link)

cutesy-pie:

"Butter Moan Rash Hay" (hey, if Fairview can get away with "Goats Do Roam"...)

Just my $0.02, Mark Lipton

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