Following up to Steven Pampling
I'm talking about beer in Britain, this is more red herring.
I really, really don't care. The starting point with a drink is does it taste good? For me with lager the answer is no. End of story. There are 1000 drink subjects I will read about before lager.
Oh dear, can't you even maintain politeness in debate? There is no "water mudding" here, except by you. I am and have always been talking about "lager" as found in the average pub and as described by 99% of the population as such. You introduced pilsners and lagering of which I have no interest, If you have a portmanteau word which includes all three I suppose I would be happy to use it, what is it if not "lagers"? For your information this does not make me "badly educated" except possibly to the skewed judgement of a serious beer bore.
If you cannot discuss "lager" as understood in normal usage without becoming insulting my advice to you is to stay within the confines of the real ale group where no doubt such hair splitting is appreciated and no doubt appropriate.